TP Sucks

TP Trouble

Toilet Paper Isn’t Enough

We get it—TP has been the default pretty much forever. But just because it’s common doesn’t mean it’s good. In fact, toilet paper kinda sucks. Here's why it’s time to ditch the wipe and make the switch to something smarter (and cleaner).

Better Hygiene

Toilet paper only wipes the surface. Water cleans more effectively, leaving you fresher and more confident every time.

Eco-Friendly Living

TP wastes trees, water, and energy. A reusable bidet reduces waste and is kinder to the planet.

Practical Innovation

Compact and portable, Fanny Fresh is perfect for home, travel, recovery, or anyone who wants a better clean.

Environmental Disaster

One roll of TP uses 37 gallons of water and cuts down trees daily—just to wipe and flush it away.

Meet Fanny Fresh

The Fanny Fresh Solution

Ditch the TP and switch to Fanny Fresh—a simple, portable bidet that uses water to give you a fresher, more hygienic clean. It’s better for your body and the planet.

  • No more wiping endlessly
  • No more TP bits left behind
  • No more guilt about waste
  • Just a clean, cool, confident feel—every time
The Fanny Fresh Solution

TP vs. Truth

Why It Just Makes Sense

We get it—breaking up with toilet paper can feel weird. But once you think about it, it’s kind of a no-brainer. Ask yourself:

Would you use dry tissue to clean your hands?

Probably not. You’d use water—and maybe even soap—because that’s what actually cleans. So why treat your most sensitive parts any differently?

Do you enjoy ACTUALLY feeling clean?

Dry wiping leaves stuff behind. Bits of TP, bacteria, and that uncomfortable not-quite-clean feeling. A gentle spray of water gives you a real clean you can feel good about.

Is TP Worth the Trees?

Every roll of TP costs precious resources—water, trees, and energy. It’s a one-time use product that harms the planet and your wallet. A reusable bidet? Way smarter.

Why Wipe When You Can Wash?

Let’s be honest: once you try water, you’ll wonder how you ever went without it. It’s soothing, effective, and yes—oddly satisfying.